The Tale of the Mad Pooper continues

The story of a woman who relieves herself in parks and on people’s lawns while out for a run first broke last week, with disgusted neighbours seeking justice.

A family spokesperson for the woman, who has been dubbed “the Mad Pooper,” has tried to defend the woman’s actions.

The spokesperson said that the woman, who he referred to as Shirley, suffered a traumatic brain injury and can’t control where or when she takes a number 2. He also compared pooping in public to breastfeeding in public, and protected by the First Amendment.

I know some people who talk out of their ass, but I have a hard time buying this one.